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@1 ETTIQUETTE - TABLE MANNERS
[OR, EVERYCAN CAN BE A REAL MAN]
@4 by Stephen
@1(1) Never rest your elbows on the table. Place them neatly in the dinners of
the persons on either side of you. If they object, place your fist neatly
in their gobs.
(2) Never ask if you may leave the table, take it with you.
(3) If your neighbour chokes over his food, leave him. If he chokes over
yours, twat him in the face.
(4) A spoon is provided for the sole purpose of flicking food. a knife is for
clearing ear wax, bum bluff and, if you have a big bloody nose, you can
pick some snot.
(5) When prayers are been said, it is the best time to get your arse under the
table and get looking up those skirts you dirty bugger!